Schiste Happens

Want to save money on your gas bill? Well, now you can with extraction of gas from shale (le schiste).

It's brilliant, not only do we get to bury loads if noxius chemicals deep underground, but we get free gas as a by-product. Seems that pumping poison into the ground and fracking* the shale releases the natural gas that is trapped in it.

* Still from Josh Fox's explanation of 'Fracking'
http://www.gaslandthemovie.com/whats-fracking/

And it's local, we have it just up the road in the Lot.

What's even better is that if you get your domestic water from a well or source you may find that you can set fire to it. Imagine that, free gas, and a great saving on pipework.

Bloody marvellous.

Editor's note:

For full instructions on how you can take advantage of this offer and all the fringe benefits see Gasland The Movie by Josh Fox:

http://www.tagtele.com/videos/voir/63910

http://www.gaslandthemovie.com

Alternatively, if you are not convinced (oh! slithy cynic), join the party poopers...

... a branch may well open up near you soon.