All I have to do now is put it in the right place...
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Drive and Determination
I had my new drive delivered yesterday.
All I have to do now is put it in the right place...
All I have to do now is put it in the right place...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Clement Attlee v Margaret Thatcher
I do not feel inclined to let today's events in London pass without comment - sorry:
The reverence accorded to Margaret Thatcher needs be seen in context. I did very well out of Thatcherism, but then I am a (reasonably) well educated, middle-class white man from the south east of England, so the chances are that I would. I also won with the National Health Service, free further education, easy employment when I wanted to work and a very generous social security system for when I didn't. Oh yes, and the minute I bought a house, property values soared, securing me a valuable asset for later. My generation got all the goodies and then pulled the drawbridge up behind us. Thatcher would be proud of that, hell, she was proud of that.
She was my MP in the 1960s when I lived in Finchley, I disliked her then, grew to distrust her and finally to detest her and everything she and her bully-boy government stood for. But time has mellowed me [Not much - Ed.] and it is time for a more objective take on it all, in a subjective way of course.
Leaving aside the lack of precedent for what is in effect a state funeral for someone who was not a head of state, does not have the suport of the whole (or even half) of the population, and was not a 'national treasure', her ceremonial funeral is costing in the region of £10m. The chances are that the majority of the bill will be paid by the tax payer - and I doubt the £10m includes 'lost production' while the great British public, lucky enough to have a job, watch the display at their workplaces, or just take the day off. All this in the same week as the disabled and unemployed have their benefits cut to save the public purse £100m, the equivalent of a handful of City bonuses.
This was the Prime Minister who did not know the meaning of the word compromise, who brought the 'big bang' to the City of London and paved the way for what turned out to be unregulated financial services that destroyed the savings and pensions of millions of Britons, sowed the seeds of the greatest, and most destructive social divide between the 'haves' and the 'have-nots' since Victorian times, and celebrated greed and personal gain over communal wellbeing. She also befriended General Pinochet in Chile (if you don't know, Google him), thought of Nelson Mandela as a terrorist and, and, and...
Many who revere her appear to have done very well out of Thatcher and her spiteful regime. They seem to see the cost of things rather than their value. They have bought into the gung-ho simplicity of Thatcherism 'making Britain great' again. Maybe one of them can tell me how that greatness manifests itself? Preferably without recourse to saying how extreme the unions were in the 1970s. At the same time, maybe they can explain how extremes in either direction are anything but divisive.
Time of course will tell exactly how much damage her crass worship of market forces will wreak on our society, but while we wait here is a summary of the various achievements of two British Prime Ministers as recorded on the official Downing Street web site:
Margaret Thatcher
1979 - 1990
http://www.number10.gov.uk/past-prime-ministers/margaret-thatcher/
The reverence accorded to Margaret Thatcher needs be seen in context. I did very well out of Thatcherism, but then I am a (reasonably) well educated, middle-class white man from the south east of England, so the chances are that I would. I also won with the National Health Service, free further education, easy employment when I wanted to work and a very generous social security system for when I didn't. Oh yes, and the minute I bought a house, property values soared, securing me a valuable asset for later. My generation got all the goodies and then pulled the drawbridge up behind us. Thatcher would be proud of that, hell, she was proud of that.
She was my MP in the 1960s when I lived in Finchley, I disliked her then, grew to distrust her and finally to detest her and everything she and her bully-boy government stood for. But time has mellowed me [Not much - Ed.] and it is time for a more objective take on it all, in a subjective way of course.
Leaving aside the lack of precedent for what is in effect a state funeral for someone who was not a head of state, does not have the suport of the whole (or even half) of the population, and was not a 'national treasure', her ceremonial funeral is costing in the region of £10m. The chances are that the majority of the bill will be paid by the tax payer - and I doubt the £10m includes 'lost production' while the great British public, lucky enough to have a job, watch the display at their workplaces, or just take the day off. All this in the same week as the disabled and unemployed have their benefits cut to save the public purse £100m, the equivalent of a handful of City bonuses.
This was the Prime Minister who did not know the meaning of the word compromise, who brought the 'big bang' to the City of London and paved the way for what turned out to be unregulated financial services that destroyed the savings and pensions of millions of Britons, sowed the seeds of the greatest, and most destructive social divide between the 'haves' and the 'have-nots' since Victorian times, and celebrated greed and personal gain over communal wellbeing. She also befriended General Pinochet in Chile (if you don't know, Google him), thought of Nelson Mandela as a terrorist and, and, and...
Many who revere her appear to have done very well out of Thatcher and her spiteful regime. They seem to see the cost of things rather than their value. They have bought into the gung-ho simplicity of Thatcherism 'making Britain great' again. Maybe one of them can tell me how that greatness manifests itself? Preferably without recourse to saying how extreme the unions were in the 1970s. At the same time, maybe they can explain how extremes in either direction are anything but divisive.
Time of course will tell exactly how much damage her crass worship of market forces will wreak on our society, but while we wait here is a summary of the various achievements of two British Prime Ministers as recorded on the official Downing Street web site:
Margaret Thatcher
1979 - 1990
Major acts
Housing Act 1980
Gave security of tenure, and the right to buy homes, to tenants of local authorities and other bodies.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/past-prime-ministers/margaret-thatcher/
Clement Attlee
1945 - 1951
Major acts
National Health Service Act 1946
Made healthcare free on the basis of citizenship and need rather than the payment of fees or insurance premiums
National Insurance Act 1946
Introduced social security, in which persons of working age had to pay a weekly contribution and in return were entitled to a wide range of benefits when they could no longer work
Coal Industry Nationalisation Act 1946, Electricity Act 1947, Transport Act 1947
Nationalised the coal industry, electricity utilities, railways and long-distance haulage
Town and Country Planning Act 1947
Planning permission now required for land development; ownership alone no longer sufficient
Children Act 1948
Established a comprehensive childcare service, reforming services providing care to deprived and orphaned children
Nurseries and Child-Minders Regulation Act 1948
Paid child-minders now registered and regulated; inspection regime in place to check their methods and facilities meet basic minimum standards
National Parks and Access to the Countryside Act 1949
Allowed the creation of National Parks and Areas of Outstanding Natural Beauty in England and Wales, gave the public rights of way and access to open land
http://www.number10.gov.uk/past-prime-ministers/clement-attlee/
Hmmm.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/past-prime-ministers/clement-attlee/
Hmmm.
Friday, April 12, 2013
Brico Despots
Brico Depot is a cross between B&Q and a budget builders’
merchant. Brico is short for bricolage
and means ‘Do It Yourself’.
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| Gurning Jim |
Brico Depot is fronted by a nameless character
who gurns from every poster site, flyer and most aisles in the shop. It is easy
to imagine that he is Mr Bricolage,
but that is the name or another DIY retailer.
He may have a name known to the cognoscenti (Brico Jim or Ronald Mc Brico?) but to us humble punters he remains nameless.
He may have a name known to the cognoscenti (Brico Jim or Ronald Mc Brico?) but to us humble punters he remains nameless.
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| Welcome |
Brico Depot has a load of cheap basics, they also have some pretty expensive stuff
which would still be costly at half the price and a delightful feature called Arrivages which are limited stocks of
bargains.
Being France it is illegal to have sales out of the sale
season. But it seems that there are special arrangements for one-off bargain
offers. We get flyers the size of newspapers from Brico Depot promoting their Arrivages quite regularly. The flyers
will tell you how many of each item is available at your local store. 87 drills,
41 generators, 237,000 nails etc. I have taken advantage of the incroyable prices on a number of occasions.
The Montauban branch comprises three departments gathered around a small
car park which is always full. One department sells windows, doors and stainless
steel chimney components, next door is the builders merchant yard and on the
other side of the car park is the main store which feels like a warehouse and sells everything else.
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| Three shops around a car park |
The builders merchant yard used to have a reception hut displaying a sample of everything they sell with a big number next to it. You would have
to fill in a form with the item number, colour size and quantity as
appropriate. They would enter it on the till and take the payment. Then you
would be allowed to enter the hallowed yard and select the items you had paid
for. Of course sometimes the item you wanted was not in stock, so you would
have to go back to the cashier and get a refund. It was slow, labourious and a
real waste of time.
Recently they decided to run it more like a supermarket. You
drive in, overload your car with breeze blocks…
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| Preparing to overload the trailer |
...and cement...
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| More cement than is good for anyone |
...and limp to the exit.
Anyone who has been to a festival in UK recently may have
seen Cube Henge (or one of its derivatives). It is a dance space decorated with
1000 litre liquid storage tanks all lit up with flashing coloured lights.
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| Cube Henge variant 'Starburst' |
Brico Depot has its own version. They only come in white, use natural sunlight and
the music is crap, (but you get used to that in these parts).
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| Brico Henge |
Brico Depot not only sells wheel barrows, you can also buy the bits separately, so if you bend the frame you can
buy a new one and transfer the bucket and wheel from the old one.
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| Barrow bits |
Brilliant, but slightly limited in the great plan of things.
Getting a betoniere (concrete mixer) is a rite of passage for anyone moving to France (unless you live in a flat in
the city centre when you may be excused). Everyone can get a
reasonably priced mixer at Brico Depot, it used to be “any colour as
long as it’s orange” but now they have added yellow (not shown) and dark grey…
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| Mixing it |
Most major retailers in France assume their customers are low life
thieving scum. I was in a supermarket the other day and a very nice middle aged
Hyacinth Bouquet lookalike, shuffled through the checkout in front of me. Having unloaded her cart she made a point of holding up her shopping bag to show
the cashier that she was not stealing a pack of dusters or a piece of haddock. On
the rare occasion that I remember to take a bag into a supermarket I make a
point of looking as shady as possible and not showing that it is empty.
Brico Depot is no exception. The exit is like crossing a Warsaw pact
border during the cold war.
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| Anything to declare? |
There are barriers, little huts and guards. I
suspect they have rifles hidden somewhere. They are friendly enough, but cannot
resist the temptation to inspect the darkest crevasses of your car, sometimes with a torch bright enough to fry a frog at a thousand paces, looking for
contraband.
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| En guard |
My trailer load of blocks confused the cashier who was
having a problem counting the blocks on the bottom layer. I did tell her how
many I had but my language skills did not extend to explaining that it was
impossible to get any more bricks on the bottom than on the top layer so all
she had to do was double the number on the top… but she was having none of it and had to consult the guard for a second opinion.
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| How many blocks make 38? |
But at least Gurning Jim had the manners to say ‘thanks for
coming’
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| Cheers, Jim. |
Monday, April 8, 2013
The Bad News and the Good News
Have you heard the bad news?
No, what happened?
We're out of Champagne.
Oh.
Never fear, there's the emergency Crément d'Alsace
That'll do nicely...
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Spinal Tap and the Haddock's Bathing Costume
I found this from the Dubai trip in November 2012 which I had written but not published - seems a pity to waste it...
When I go to the Gulf it rains (see Just Like Home 2). It did it in Qatar, Oman and now in Dubai. My visit coincided with the day we got access to what would be the production office in the Burj Khalifa complex in Downtown Dubai for the next couple of months. The complex is a mass of electronic security and you cannot move without swiping cards and a being beeped at by gates, doors and barriers. This is state of the art security - no doubt about it.
It rained on the way to Downtown Dubai but thankfully, it stopped just as we got out of the car.
Then it started again as we looked for the way into the building
It continued raining and the lake became as one with the sky...
Soaked to the skin, literally, we met a man who said he could let us in (if he can find the door).
On the way we met the local crew who are looking for us and the Spinal Tap experience commences*
We waited here for the best part of an hour, while someone authorised our passes found the right key by which time it had stopped raining and we had dried out and we were able to get on with some real work.
For the next eight weeks we used another door hidden in the corner of the office. It was never locked, had no security guard or electronic access system and was right next to the parking area. Tra-la-la...
* for the uninitiated;
Spinal Tap is a movie where the eponymous band get lost in the bowels of a venue looking for the stage. In the TV show, Blackadder, Rowan Atkinson (as Edmund Blackadder), describes a soppy and childish character as being 'wetter than a haddock's bathing costume'.
When I go to the Gulf it rains (see Just Like Home 2). It did it in Qatar, Oman and now in Dubai. My visit coincided with the day we got access to what would be the production office in the Burj Khalifa complex in Downtown Dubai for the next couple of months. The complex is a mass of electronic security and you cannot move without swiping cards and a being beeped at by gates, doors and barriers. This is state of the art security - no doubt about it.
It rained on the way to Downtown Dubai but thankfully, it stopped just as we got out of the car.
Then it started again as we looked for the way into the building
It continued raining and the lake became as one with the sky...
.. while the tallest man made structure in the world disappeared into the clouds.
We finally found the outside of the office and were then passed from pillar to post trying to get in...
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| Ryan tries to find out which door we can use. We are already sort of wet. |
Armed with fresh instructions we headed off again, and heavens opened and we got really wet. Not just rained on wet, but sodden, soaked through. I have been less wet in a power shower.
Soaked to the skin, literally, we met a man who said he could let us in (if he can find the door).
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| It's down here. |
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| OK, we'll go down here. |
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| And though here. |
And along here.
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| Oh no, it's back up here |
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| And up here. |
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| And out here. |
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| And along here. |
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| And through here. |
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| And in here, to the pass office. |
For the next eight weeks we used another door hidden in the corner of the office. It was never locked, had no security guard or electronic access system and was right next to the parking area. Tra-la-la...
* for the uninitiated;
Spinal Tap is a movie where the eponymous band get lost in the bowels of a venue looking for the stage. In the TV show, Blackadder, Rowan Atkinson (as Edmund Blackadder), describes a soppy and childish character as being 'wetter than a haddock's bathing costume'.
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